Thank You

 

Lyrics:

If you can hear this song
You know who you are
I've got just two words
I'd like to say

Thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you...
And fuck you!

Thanks
This means a lot
You fucking rule

T. B. I. T. B.

 

Lyrics:

As I look down
I start to drown
I swallow my fear
As it appears
I can see my mind
And I know it's time
Cause I know what I know
And what I know
I know

So here I am
In the shadow of the mind
Watching the plan
Slowly unwind
I need to stretch the limits

And so I'll push even more
To break down the door
Someday the door will fall
But it doesn't move
At all

Chocolate Cake

 

Lyrics:

God is great
He gives us chocolate cake
God is great
He gives us chocolate cake
God is great
He gives us chocolate cake
God is great
He gives us chocolate cake

Laugh you silly Christians
Cause the point you're missing
Every Sunday you stand in line
To get some stale bread and wine
If you want to find your saviour
You're going to have to change your behaviour
Cause vanilla is so fake
The son of god is chocolate cake
The son of god is chocolate cake
The son of god is chocolate cake
The son of god is chocolate cake

This Land

 

Lyrics:

This land ain't your land
This land ain't my land
Our forefathers stole it from
The native americans
With comfy blankets, we took their
Lives and souls
This land was paved with blood and greed

Not quite in Pittsburgh
I pissed inside it
The store they were building
Never denied it
Going through the motions
Taking my own damn time
This land was made from make believe

Those cops on the street
They call the police
Have beat everyone
who lives down my street
the neighbors have had it
They ain't gonna take no more
Tonight, the cops, they'll get beat

But you see the native americans
They have a plan
Gonna build casinos all across their land
Win back their money, buy back their country
What a beautiful day that'll be

I. M. A. P. NESS

 

Lyrics:

We've got to slow down or rot
Time will wash us away
It's this price we're living
We all pay

As the passage of time in our minds unwinds
Slowly we will come to know ourselves
Better as a whole

Patience is a lesson which we all must come to learn
If we ever hope to deal with our own disconcerns
The time for retribution has finally come to pass
And we must sustain it as long as it shall last
Because trying to go faster than we can at this time
Is a futile task for these primitive minds
The world we see around us is as fast as we can go
Trying to beat the clock will only make us slow

So how can we expect to grow when knowing what we know
Is quickly becoming our greatest foe
The light that you have in your head is not as yet undead
So use it to your advantage
So how can we ignore the cries of our descendants' slow demise
Just because of our expedient arise
So now we know the consequences of the wrong which we've begun
We must do all we can to stop this spell we've set in motion
We've got to find a way to stop this slow decay
And ensure the propagation of our species great array

In the Mind of Man

 

Lyrics:

I watch as you march on right past me
Wearing a flag of work and family
Marching toward an unattainable prize
Never do you open your eyes
To realize that the end, my friend
Is just the beginning again

What are we thankful for?
What are we fighting for?
Can there be any more?

The burden increases with every step
As you march on and on and on and on...

So just march on to your slow demise
It destroys the strong, tears down the wise
You are alone in this mass of humanity
You no longer wear the veil of dignity
Your basic needs have been quantified
Slowly they reduce the supply

What are we thankful for?
What are we fighting for?
Can there be any more?

The burden increases with every step
As you march on and on and on and on...

Would you fight to get your share
Can you have just a little care
If an old man in front had to die
For only the masses to pass by
Would anyone care if your name was called
They'll just march on through it all

I know what I'm thankful for
I know what I'm fighting for
So I refuse and resist
The structure that exists
In the mind of man

Almost Blind

 

Lyrics:

Look to my left, pass it to my right
Smoke in my eyes
I'm feeling alright

Don't be shy
Reach down, hold it inside
Let the smoke fill your eyes
Now you're almost blind

Killing Time

 

Lyrics:

You said that you'd love me
Until the end of time and back
You promised me the world and said
Our love's as clear as white is black
You said that you'd please me
Because the way I move my hands pleases you
But it's always a lie you see
It's never true, never true

Your faded truthfulness crashes down the walls atop my life
You lit the match, now the flame jumps higher and higher
You took my heart, I'll take your life
The killing, it starts here
You started me out, now I'll finish you off
Straining to see

If you could see through my eyes
Maybe you could see just where I stand
And maybe you'd realize
All I ever need is a helping hand
But when you reached out your hand to me
I opened up my heart
You put your body close to mine
And tore it all apart

Your growing worthlessness pushes me down it makes me cry
Tonight's the night that I stood by and watched it all just die
You took my heart, I'll take your life
The killing, it starts here
You started me out, now I'll finish you off
Straining to see

Sandbox

 

Lyrics:

Sitting in my room
All alone
Take out my lighter
Spark up a bone
Bring it to my lips
Deeply inhale
My head gets light and I begin to sail

Down the road that makes me forget
The troubles of my day
And now I'm all set
I see my self
When I was young
I go to the sandbox to have some fun

I wanna stay
In my sandbox
Ain't got no cares
In my sandbox

When I wake, my head is heavy
With the problems of the day before me
I find my lighter so I can fly again
But my problems will never end

I wanna stay
In my sandbox
Ain't got no cares
In my sandbox

In Fear of Knowing

 

Lyrics:

These voiceless whispers
That fill my mind
Teeming thoughts
In unseen time

Planting deep the seeds of night
Void of course, robbed of flight
Waiting to spread stolen wings
The songless bird who longs to sing

Waiting for an epiphany
Praying for a fucking miracle
Accepting the dark
In fear of knowing

Well I've let myself down one too many times
And now I stand alone
But I see that I'm not standing on solid ground
I've never been standing on solid ground

I stop now and take inventory
Of just where I've failed
Sometimes just being confused
I sit back and let go
In fear of knowing

Rape Al

 

Lyrics:

This is a song about love (and duct tape)

I just want to rape Al Gore
I just want to rape Al Gore

I just want to rape Al Gore
Throw his tattered clothing to the floor
Cause Tipper's such a fucking whore
I just want to rape Al Gore

Chris is in front, Chelsea's in back
They're all bending over, Ben likes it like that
I'm not drunk, I'm not gay
Can't help that I feel this way

I just want to rape Al Gore
I just want to rape Al Gore

I just want to rape Al Gore
Cause Tipper's such a fucking whore
I just want to rape Al Gore
Want to throw his tattered clothing to the floor

Buy Us Some Beer

 

Lyrics:

Hey you
Standing there
Haven't we met?
Somewhere a long time ago
A face I'll never forget
We've got a favor to ask
We're short on cash
So won't you
Please won't you
Buy us some beer?

Underwear

 

Lyrics:

Well I know when you get there at night now
It can't be much better
Well I know when you get there at night now
It can't get much better

By the broken vagabond hard-carried in my bag
It means something to me
That is something else
That i have never had

Underwear underwear oh, my underwear, underwear (under where?) on your head

Head... on your head
Head... on your head

Well i know when you get there at night now
It can't be much better
Well I know when you get there at night now
You can hardly see the way it gets better

By the look in your soul
I can see it through your eyes
I can tell the way that you feel tonight
By when I'm in between your thighs

Today

 

Lyrics:

I may appear confident
But I'm just as fucked as you
You may think I know
I know I'm broken, too

I use glue to fill my cracks
Taped on
Edges too thin
Stapled my guts in place
My frame is held by wire

Masks hide everything
Excepting the eyes
Concealing scarred face
Revealing hard pride

My heart
Has been hidden
Far out of reach
To get to it from within
You'd have to dig too deep

Cover yourself in me
As I crawl through you
Darkness
Lurking inside
In between
Me and you

If I could claw through
This titanium paper skin
All the lands without
Could still not fill me
But a single spark within

Nuke and Pave

 

Lyrics:

Let's nuke the whales and block the sun
Burn all the trees, kill everyone
Cause we don't need to suffer
If there's no one to complain
So if we kill off everyone
Then we're all the same

Why feed the fucking starving When they could be used for fuel
Burn them in a furnace and Kentucky Fry them too
Then we can take their organs auction them to highest bidder
Either way, fucked everyday, some wealthy man's the winner

It's new wave, it's new age
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
New this year and all the rage
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
For all we kill there's some we save
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
Trouble bound, fucked anyway
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave

Imminent damnation has come
Wishing and hoping won't change the world
Our chance for survival has gone
Perfection is realized when we're all killed

Why stop at ending hunger We could build a war machine
Burn our public schools down and destroy our people's dreams
We could send them off to war and teach them that it's cool
To kill a lot of people and be used as a tool

It's new wave, it's new age
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
New this year and all the rage
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
For all we kill there's some we save
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave
Trouble bound, fucked anyway
Nuke and Pave
Nuke and Pave

I Don't Know

 

Lyrics:

We travel through this vastness of dark matter
Using knowledge that we gather
I see the light
That travels right past us
As the universe unravels

No one can tell me how things are supposed to be
Cause I know in my head
That there is just me
And me over and over again
But you can't see

Now as I look
At everyone around me
I see things more clearly
We are all but one in our minds
But still we keep searching for
Other different kinds

Between us and the future there is such contrast
Because everyone else is a reflection of the past
The past, the past
To which my mind is cast

You can't see the truth
When it's staring right at you
You know there's a better way
Still you've got nothing to say
Nothing to say
Nothing to say

We can not reconcile our actions from before
But all we can do is just try to restore
Restore, restore what's lost for ever more

Man Maid

 

Lyrics:

Everywhere I look, you're all that I see
Your monuments of human progress
Lay in ruins all around me
But still you strive
To keep what you have gained
But thanks to entropy
It's getting hard to maintain

I don't want your man-made wilderness
I don't need your man-made wilderness
If I had a choice between this or nothing
I would always choose nothing

The atmosphere is thick
It's getting difficult to breathe
Choking on your own waste
Really it's hard to believe
That human beings
Choose this path of
Self-mutilation instead of
Following love

I don't want your man-made wilderness
I don't need your man-made wilderness
We'd all be better off without it
Will it happen? I'm counting on it

THC helps me to see
The nest of lies you call your lives
St the moment you lose your dreams
In my eyes you all have died

I don't want your man-made wilderness
I don't need your man-made wilderness
No matter how bad it seems
I know I'll always still have my dreams

Relativity

 

Lyrics:

I know I'm not the only one
Who can feel it but still you choose not to believe it so
You wait for someone to tell you why
But god is dead, Jesus, he is a lie

I don't expect to save the world
With just one song
I just want you to know that something is wrong

So now it's time to take
The first step

...your first step

I can see your world coming down
There's nothing you can do
This time around
You're so sure of your course
You can't see past the day
Stop and forget it all
There's so much time to play

It's simple really, just stay in time
The first step is only in your mind
It's only in your mind
It's simple really, just stay in time
The first step is only in your mind
It's only in your mind

Overtired

 

Lyrics:

Well she looked at me and threw an empty beer can across the room
I smiled and said I think I'll stay awhile
You were standing laying on the ceiling
Screaming obscenities
I looked at my feet and thought it'd be real neat if I could crush your head

It's hard to do with dealing with it
and sometimes i don't know what to do
I'm high on paint fumes and gasoline
I've been sniffing too much glue

Well, sometimes I wish I were a fascist antichrist from Latvia
But then I think that I'm just a man with a dream
My insurance left me and my girlfriend's due
I think I have some sort of VD
But then I think well, hell, I've still got soil
Dirt

I've heard that anal sex is painful
My Jew is hairy, why can't I scream out loud
I tried to rape the Virgin Mary
I fucked Jesus, and I'm not proud

Nice Cup

 

Lyrics:

This is for you, motherfuckers!

You think you've got me down
But I'm not the one with shit on my face
Your life started with god's divine grace
Years gone by turned into waste

How bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up
How bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up
How bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up
How bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up

You get what for you ask
Haven't you learned
Thanks for the shovel
Yeah I dig
With your squealing at me
Like I'm a stuck pig

Any opposite opinions are met with your derision
You're fucking indecision is causing this schism
And you blame me
But my fault it isn't

I ain't no religious freak
I didn't say i was your saviour
All I said was I am me

Goodnight

 

Lyrics:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are Almost Blind reminding you to help control the human population - have your children spayed or neutered. Goodnight!